Lohan Fails a Drug Test, Phoenix Fails to Fake Us Out and Brand Fails to Kill the Paparazzi Once and for All SEP 22, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test, Surprises No One Another week has gone by, and yes, Lindsay Lohan has failedanother drug test. Not long after being released from rehab for being totally clean, sober and awesome, La Lohan was back in the spotlight yet again after admitting to failing a random drug test. She’s due back in court this week, where a judge could sentence her to 30 more days in jail for violating her parole. I’d say something about our tax dollars being wasted, but we all know you secretly love to watch this girl self-destruct, so why even go there?